This past week I have encountered more skeevy men than I have in all my 30 years. Perhpas I’ve just been oblivious?

First was a client, which I have already let go. He was more than likely just an old lonely man but asking me to “save that picture of the beautiful russian naked lady” on his desktop and then requesting I go to a porn site to delete an account he “inadvertently” signed up for… *shudder*. Turns out he probably just wants a skirt to chase ’round the office, according to his second craigslist posting for the job I left.

If we fall in love, Ill marry you, if we dont, Ill be your friend or boss for a long time, if we really click, there is a bright & interesting future here. Extra, there is a rather large bonus if you find a wife for me!

Second was on an interview today. The senior software developer would not stop looking at my chest. I admit, I’m rather well-endowed (thanks, mom) but it does not give anyone license to stare.

Maybe I should just wear one of these: